Boy's Tongue Stuck On Pole
Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers): 10 yr Old Boy Who Licks Pole
HAMMOND, Ind. (AP) -- In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole. Police said the unidentified fourth-grader was able to tell them that a friend dared him to lick the pole Wednesday night. Temperatures in Hammond were around 10 degrees at the time. (Source: AP)
Boys tongue stuck on a pole: How the fuck? "A Christmas Story" was on every goddamn channel 3 weeks ago and somehow this dumb shit kid didn't see it once? Kids need to watch more tv.



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