Shit Throwing Monkey on the Lose!


CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) -- Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart. The monkey is not considered dangerous.  (Source: AP)
"...not considered dangerous"???  Don't worry folks, the monkey isn't dangerous.  It will just throw shit in your face.  Nothing to worry about.
 
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