US Airways Jet Crashes in the Hudson
So a plane crashed into the Hudson River today. Luckily all 155 passengers survived the crash only to swim to "safety" by navigating through raw sewage and rotten corpses. Personally, I would rather bathe in a pool of Pamela Anderson's Hep C blood.
NEW YORK (AP) - A US Airways pilot ditched his disabled jetliner into the frigid Hudson River on Thursday afternoon after a collision with a flock of birds apparently knocked out both engines, but officials said rescuers pulled all 155 people on board into boats as the plane sank. (Source: Breitbart.Com)
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