What the Hell Happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.?
Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers): Cuba Gooding Jr.
So I just saw this preview for a new movie called "Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story" with Cuba Gooding Jr. in it. My first thought was "Wow, good for Cuba. He hasn't been in a good movie in 10+ years." Then I realized this was a preview for a Johnson & Johnson made for TV movie on TNT which is pretty much one step away from being on Celebrity Big Brother. So I began to analyze Cuba's career and I think I figured out what went wrong.
Mistake #1: Pearl Harbor
Ok, its not Cuba's fault that Ben Affleck sucks at acting but it is his fault for taking a supporting role in a crappy movie that Ben starred in.
Mistake #2: Snow Dogs
I never saw it but it looked like one of the worst movies ever made.
Mistake #3: RADIO!!!!!!
Up until this point I'm sure Cuba could have saved his career but once he went full retard it was all over. Everyone knows you never go full retard. In case you have never seen this movie, its pretty much as retarded as you can get.
So I just saw this preview for a new movie called "Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story" with Cuba Gooding Jr. in it. My first thought was "Wow, good for Cuba. He hasn't been in a good movie in 10+ years." Then I realized this was a preview for a Johnson & Johnson made for TV movie on TNT which is pretty much one step away from being on Celebrity Big Brother. So I began to analyze Cuba's career and I think I figured out what went wrong.
Mistake #1: Pearl Harbor
Ok, its not Cuba's fault that Ben Affleck sucks at acting but it is his fault for taking a supporting role in a crappy movie that Ben starred in.
Mistake #2: Snow Dogs
I never saw it but it looked like one of the worst movies ever made.
Mistake #3: RADIO!!!!!!
Up until this point I'm sure Cuba could have saved his career but once he went full retard it was all over. Everyone knows you never go full retard. In case you have never seen this movie, its pretty much as retarded as you can get.
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