Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers):  All the Bro's on "The Tool Academy"

Finally, a show that addresses a real concern in America that has been swept under the rug for too long.  With the birth of "My New Haircut" and now "The Tool Academy", we can finally start scratching the surface of this epidemic.  TOOLS.  They must be stopped at all costs!  I swear if I see another bro that's jacked, tan and thinks its all good to walk around with more product in their hair than my girlfriend I will have to go ape shit.  Over sized muscles and undersized Affliction T-shirts are not the way to a girls heart.  Guido tendencies heightened by Ripped Fuel and Muscle Milk only enhance your D-bag nature.  Please if you know someone suffering from this horrible personality disorder please visit our website for updates on how to cope.  www.gofuckyourselfyoustupidD-bag.com