Nigeria: Goat charged with robbery

Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers): Robber Who Turned Himself Into a Goat
Police in Kwara State of Southern Nigeria paraded a goat suspected of taking part in a robbery incident on Wednesday. The Police Public Relations Officer, Tunde Mohammed, said the goat is being held in custody because it was a suspected human robber that transformed itself into it to escape arrest.

Mohammed said the mysterious goat is an armed robber who unsuccessfully made attempts to steal a Mazda car and later transformed himself into a goat in his bid to escape arrest.

He said the armed robber was arrested by members of a vigilante group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje while they were chasing two other armed robbers. “While one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is,” the Nigerian Vanguard Newspaper quoted Mohammed.

Mohammed assured that the suspected “goat robber” will not be released until they conclude their investigations.
(Source: AfricaNews)
This is by far the worst shape shifting car thief I have ever seen.  If you get caught stealing a car, why in the hell would you change from a human into a goat?!?!?  Wouldn't it be better to turn into a bird and fly away or into a tiny ant and crawl away??  It makes no sense.  Goats are slow and can be caught easily.  This guy obviously isn't very bright and he deserved to get caught.
 
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