Stupid Shit They Sell In Bathrooms Review: Instant Pussy
Review: After paying 50 cents in a mens bathroom for this, I was shocked to open it and find there was no "instant pussy" waiting for me inside. All I found was a picture of a bull dike with weird lingerie. I went back to the table and shared my disappointment with my friends. In the morning I found the picture in my pants pocket and decided to read the instructions before I threw it away. Turns out your supposed to rub her lingerie with your fingers and this will cause it to disappear and you can then see this lady naked. Once you stop rubbing the lingerie reappears. This actually sounds pretty cool so I'm excited that I might get my 50 cents worth out of this piece of crap. I start rubbing until my finger feels like its on fire, I remove my finger and I can barely see a boob. It was so bad that it wouldn't even last long enough for me to take a picture of it. This goes to show you can never get "instant pussy" in a mens bathroom for just 50 cents.
Final Grade: D-
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