Man arrested for fondling blow-up dolls in store parking lot

Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers): George Bartusek


A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store.

According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls."  (Source: The Smoking Gun)




Since when is PDA with your blow up doll a crime???  If it is then there goes my social life.  I don't find this story that weird.  The guy was just on a date with his two blow up dolls, taking them to the store to "get some clothes."  You can't hate on the guy for getting some action.  What I find more disturbing is the 3 empty bags of King Size Reese's Pieces on the dash board.  His car is extremely clean except for those 3 wrappers.  Somethings not right with this picture.
 
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