Woman uses wedgie to capture suspected thief
Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers): Thief Who Got A Wedgie
(Note: This isn't a picture of the actual thief, its just some dork with a wedgie)
SALT LAKE CITY – It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.
Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive. (Source: Yahoo News)
This thief should be required to immediately turn in his man hood unless the girl was Gina Carano. But it wasn't Gina Carano, it was some random lady named Yvonne Morris who probably has a mustache and an Adam's apple.
(Note: This isn't a picture of the actual thief, its just some dork with a wedgie)
SALT LAKE CITY – It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.
Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive. (Source: Yahoo News)
This thief should be required to immediately turn in his man hood unless the girl was Gina Carano. But it wasn't Gina Carano, it was some random lady named Yvonne Morris who probably has a mustache and an Adam's apple.
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