Jabba The Drug Dealer
Today's D-Bag of the Day (Other than Rivers): Stephen A. Turo
Auburn, NY -- Stephen A. Turo, of Genoa, sat on a chair covered with a blanket in the back of a rental truck, shivering in the 18-degree cold, as Cayuga County Judge Thomas G. Leone arraigned him Monday on a 24-count indictment alleging sale and possession of prescription painkillers.
This guy could possible be the most worthless human being in history. He is 700 lbs and can't get off the couch and on top of that he is a drug dealer too. What happened to the good old days when a drug deal had to go out on the street to make money and be able to beat people up and run from the cops??? I'm sure he was filled with a sense of pride when he had to be taken to court in the back of a moving van while still attached to his chair. At least George Lucas has someone to play Jabba The Hut if another Star Wars movie is made.
Obese man had to take rental truck to get to Cayuga County Court
Auburn, NY -- Stephen A. Turo, of Genoa, sat on a chair covered with a blanket in the back of a rental truck, shivering in the 18-degree cold, as Cayuga County Judge Thomas G. Leone arraigned him Monday on a 24-count indictment alleging sale and possession of prescription painkillers.
Turo, 56, of 1138 Maple St., by his own estimate weighs about 700 pounds. He was accompanied to the arraignment by his wife and daughter, and he sucked oxygen from two plastic tubes fed by a portable machine during the proceeding.
It was an unusual setting for a court proceeding: a 10-foot box truck backed up to the loading dock in the rear of the Historic Post Office in Auburn. Leone and a dozen other court personnel stood in the swirling snow for the 15-minute proceeding.
If found guilty of just one of the felony charges, Turo could be
sent to state prison for 25 years. If he lands in prison, he would be
the heaviest inmate ever housed by the state Department of Correctional
Services, spokesman Erik Kriss said. (Source: Syracuse.com)
This guy could possible be the most worthless human being in history. He is 700 lbs and can't get off the couch and on top of that he is a drug dealer too. What happened to the good old days when a drug deal had to go out on the street to make money and be able to beat people up and run from the cops??? I'm sure he was filled with a sense of pride when he had to be taken to court in the back of a moving van while still attached to his chair. At least George Lucas has someone to play Jabba The Hut if another Star Wars movie is made.
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