Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.  (Source: The Smoking Gun)



You know who the real victim in all of this is??  It's not the whore....cause shes a whore.  Its not ShamWow guy.......he's always been lame.  No, the real victim here is the kids.  ShamWow guy was an inspiration to kids all over this Country who aspire to be rich and successful while possessing no talent or skills what so ever.  In these troubling economic times, this Country needs a hero to look up to.  That hero was ShamWow guy.  Now his reign as an American icon has ended the same as so many others before him....with him beating up a hooker.

Ok, now a few corney jokes:
1.  "The ShamWow, its also good for cleaning up hooker blood"
2.  "The Slap Chop can also come in handy when you need to fend off a hooker that is biting your tounge"
3.  "These brass knuckles were made in Germany so you know they're good"

This could go on forever, please feel free to post your own.

And of course, don't forget the mug shots.  We have some classics here.