Signs You Might Be A Douche Bag: Adam Lambert Edition
Signs You Might Be A Douche Bag: You Voted For This Guy
If you voted on American Idol for Adam Lambert than there is a high probability that you are a total douche bag. I couldn't tell you the 1st thing about this kid or who he even is but I do know one thing by looking at his picture........HE IS AN EMO!!! Supposedly this guy is a shoe in to win which says an awful lot about todays youth. Look, I'm sure this guy sounds great on Idol singing Gwen Stefani cover songs but once its time to for him to release his own album it is going to be all about wearing girls jeans, painting your finger nails black, hating your parents, hating life, wearing make up, drinking coffee, hating your life.........oh ya, and did I mention hating your life? Instead of voting for a chick that looks hot but can't sing for shit, America is voting for a dude that dresses like a hot chick but who can sing. Since when did being famous become more about being talented than being hot and slutty?? So look out for that hit new single from this guy "I hate my parents for grounding me and taking away my Nintendo Wii".
If you voted on American Idol for Adam Lambert than there is a high probability that you are a total douche bag. I couldn't tell you the 1st thing about this kid or who he even is but I do know one thing by looking at his picture........HE IS AN EMO!!! Supposedly this guy is a shoe in to win which says an awful lot about todays youth. Look, I'm sure this guy sounds great on Idol singing Gwen Stefani cover songs but once its time to for him to release his own album it is going to be all about wearing girls jeans, painting your finger nails black, hating your parents, hating life, wearing make up, drinking coffee, hating your life.........oh ya, and did I mention hating your life? Instead of voting for a chick that looks hot but can't sing for shit, America is voting for a dude that dresses like a hot chick but who can sing. Since when did being famous become more about being talented than being hot and slutty?? So look out for that hit new single from this guy "I hate my parents for grounding me and taking away my Nintendo Wii".
Posted by CryMeARiver.Org at 4/6/2009 9:10 PM 
Categories: Signs You Might Be A Douche Bag
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Categories: Signs You Might Be A Douche Bag
Tags: Signs You Might Be A Douche Bag: Adam Lambert Edition
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