Bill Maher Reads Cry Me A River
Back on 4/21/09 we posted the following op-ed piece on sex and politics. Please read again and then watch the clip below from the Bill Maher show on HBO from 5/08/09 (fast forward to the 6:10 minute marker). He says the EXACT SAME THING!! Bill, we are waiting for our royality check in the mail.
CRYMEARIVER.ORG:
"This brings up a more serious debate in American politics......Why does womanizing advance the career of Gavin Newsom and hurt the career of Bill Clinton and what does this say about our society? The official theory of CRYMEARIVER.ORG is this: Newsom is banging models and Clinton was banging booger wolf's (Booger Wolf: An obnoxious, fat, hairy, disgusting female that thinks she is hot. She is the one that gets drunk and wants to have sex with anyone. As the night grows, she becomes hairy, sweaty, and greasy. Often known to howl! ). Please see pics below of both men's ladies. Everyone lets Newsom off the hook because people look up to him and want to be like him because he bangs hot chicks. We as a society reward beauty and punish fat ugly chicks. If Clinton was hooking up with the kinda ass that Newsom pulls would we have let him off the hook??? Our guess is yes. And if Newsom was sleeping with the white trash that Clinton was we would all think he was a loser and no one would vote for him. So who is more shallow......us or the womanizing politicians??? (Click here for the entire original post)"
Bill Maher (fast forward to the 6:10 minute marker):
CRYMEARIVER.ORG:
"This brings up a more serious debate in American politics......Why does womanizing advance the career of Gavin Newsom and hurt the career of Bill Clinton and what does this say about our society? The official theory of CRYMEARIVER.ORG is this: Newsom is banging models and Clinton was banging booger wolf's (Booger Wolf: An obnoxious, fat, hairy, disgusting female that thinks she is hot. She is the one that gets drunk and wants to have sex with anyone. As the night grows, she becomes hairy, sweaty, and greasy. Often known to howl! ). Please see pics below of both men's ladies. Everyone lets Newsom off the hook because people look up to him and want to be like him because he bangs hot chicks. We as a society reward beauty and punish fat ugly chicks. If Clinton was hooking up with the kinda ass that Newsom pulls would we have let him off the hook??? Our guess is yes. And if Newsom was sleeping with the white trash that Clinton was we would all think he was a loser and no one would vote for him. So who is more shallow......us or the womanizing politicians??? (Click here for the entire original post)"
Bill Maher (fast forward to the 6:10 minute marker):


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